OMG! Snape teaches Sex-Ed!



b'c i was bored...
ripped from

Rules:

Go to [urbandictionary] and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name? Teresa

A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.
Most Teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides.
A great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.

2.) Your age? 24

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3.) One of your friends? Kristine

A very beautiful girl that may not be the tallest woman on the planet. Very shy, but super crazy. One knows how to be kind and caring. Loves to be a part and make good of ones life. She falls, but always gets back up. Loves to have fun. and goes great with her guy. (names that start with c-t).specifically loves d's for some reason. Down to earth. beautiful yet has the brains too.

4.) What should you be doing? cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.

-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.

5.) Favorite color? Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6.) Birthplace? Anchorage

Biggest city in Alaska. Anchorage has roughly half the population in the state and is the starting place for the infamous Iditarod dog sled race. Winters are typically in the 30's and 20's with good snow. Summers are usually cloudy and in the high 50s, low 60s.

Unlike any other city in the United States because it's sales tax-free and has the most beauty. A growing rap and rock scene in the United States for sure.

7.) Month of your birth? June

1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.

8.) Last person you talked to? Boyfriend
(this is technically answer 3, but was more interesting than the first two.)

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependent on the happiness she receives from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psychological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome.

9.) One of your nicknames? T

Short for Topicality, the argument that the plan falls outside the resolution. A lot of judges don't really like T, in spite of the fact that scientific laboratory instruments have shown that they're tards.

and i tagdenominatanate:

OMG! Snape teaches Sex-Ed!



stolen off of journal.

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (wait-does it really count as harrassment if it was allowable?)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (it was monopoly, i think)
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone. (right wrist X_X)
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (o///o)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. (i know to cut AWAY from yourself...)
46. Shot a gun. (a BB)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (whenever i was home sick from school)
50. Watched an animal die. (my sis's pet rabbit-it was in my arms )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk. (still do on occasion)
58. Dressed goth. (still do from time to time)
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. (it was creepy! )
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity. (nobody that cool or anything, but...)
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself. (not purposely)
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (totally on accident, kneed the b'f)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. (am)
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. (several)
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (there was a grandpa one living in my old house in DE)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (almost, didn't get enough cut off-would have been too short for me >.>
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (both of them)
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (noop, i'd get sick-too much sweets)
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (i don't much care for the rain *cat*)
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

Percentage total: 20%

apparently, i'm a dirty dirty little girl. @_@;